Look up into the stars, and you're gone.

It’s Harry Connick Junior time!!! #childreninneed

The Easties bit again? I guess its worth if for Sid Owen’s attempt to look sexy, but actually looking like food poisoning.#childreninneed

Look at Martin Kemp go; the living reference model for Lego hair #childreninneed

Sorry, should have warned about all the #childreninneed tweeting; feel free to unfollow for me a bit if its annoying.

It was Duncan James! I can’t recognise my head of department, but I can recognise him #childreninneed

Every single one of those transvestites has better legs than me. Woe. #childreninneed

Have tuned out from #childreninneed, since no act of value is left on the show. Somewhere in my flat, a baby is crying. What the hell.

I’m sorry Pixe Lott, but putting on a trendy pair of bunny ears is not going to make me like you. #childreninneed

Is that Duncan James from Blue, or has he just got a really generic face? #childreninneed

Oh John Barrowman, you lovely little media whore, I love you. #childreninneed